This is probably a little gross to some of you, since it’s slugs after all, but whatever. Nothing is ordinary, remember?

A lot of mornings when I walk I see slugs taking interesting postures. Postures that I never associated with slugs.
Postures that look a lot like curiosity…

… bashfulness…

painful yoga poses…

…and this one looks a bit aggressive to me.

Do any of you know anything about emotive slugs? Why are they standing up? Is there a whole world of slugs we know nothing about? A world full of yoga and intellection and therapy needing slugs?